I am Satan

People I follow

Jessica Widing, 17 years of age.
Dreamer, Schemer, Little Johnny Beamer above all Dark Over Lord of the fiery pits of Hell and the funniest Angel in the Garrison.

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I’ve not slept in almost three days. The bags under my eyes are designer.

I’ve not slept in almost three days. The bags under my eyes are designer.

amerlcanapparel:

spermbanker:

2014: Macklemore has just discovered chain comments

#postorbedeadlikejerry

amerlcanapparel:

spermbanker:

2014: Macklemore has just discovered chain comments

#postorbedeadlikejerry

(via detectiveamberlin)

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

capn-devdev:

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I accidently ended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.

LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUEHOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT

Nail polish remover, sweetie.

Well okay I found some luckily

let’s try this shit out.
IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.


they are here to learn from the professionals.

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

capn-devdev:

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I accidently ended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.

LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUE
HOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT

Nail polish remover, sweetie.

Well okay I found some luckily

let’s try this shit out.

IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.

they are here to learn from the professionals.

(via goddamnityou)

lunapics:

dumbkili:

I went on a journey of self discovery today

This is what you can do if you try hard, and believe in yourself.

(via littlebitofbrit)

chrissymodi-frost:

hiccupatheart:

of-the-pookan-race:

ok but seriously, if anyone argues that Frozen has the best ice in animation, all you’d have to do is show them this jfc

this is from Dreamworks’ ”Rise of the Guardians.”

Your move, Disney.

OMG I THOUGHT THAT WAS REAL

THANK YOU^

(via littlebitofbrit)

thotkage:

nsfwgpoy:

those nerds in high school who run like this

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in my middle school there was a boy who wanted to be called Sasuke Uchiha and he wore a Sasuke cosplay to school everyday and one day he did this run down the stairs and broke his arm and apparently he told the principle it was the ‘Naruto run’ and then we were all banned from wearing Naruto headbands and doing this run and Naruto was put down as gang activity at our school

(via thorinmajesticshield)

macaroni-rascal:

superwholockedraven:

30secondstocalifornia:

 Songs that are turning 10 years old In 2014 (Based on release dates)

WHAT?!

SINCE WHEN!?

(via littlebitofbrit)

dakershadeoflove:

finalfee:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

c00kiedough:

sleeping in an oversized hoodie seems like a good idea until its 2am and it feels like you’re taking a bath with satan

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how thE HELL DO WE HAVE A GIF FOR THAT

OH MY GOD

(via thorinmajesticshield)

godofemo:

pete wentz is real and he is out there and he is dangerous

(via assholefrank)

son-of-an-assbutt:

shotquns:

hot doctor game too strong

i’ve missed this episode of teen wolf

son-of-an-assbutt:

shotquns:

hot doctor game too strong

i’ve missed this episode of teen wolf

(via teamfreesexuality)

deaneggsandsam:

deaneggsandsam:

i find a guy attractive do i stab him??

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(via thorinmajesticshield)

How to feel confident:

therealbarbielifts:

glypheart:

therealbarbielifts:

-Do your hair up however you like it best
-Do your makeup however you like it best
-Wear the outfit you feel cutest in
-Look in the mirror and go “I’m a sexy mama”
-Walk out the door like you’re ready to fuck shit up

These sound like good instructions but ive been warned away from them by my family… something about being male…

Your family is kinda wrong then. These apply to everyone

(via heleneena)